You got: Death by drowning
Pool are dangerous and life isn’t fair. But if you’re really looking for someone to blame, the fast forward button is responsible. You were in there for almost 24 hours! It probably didn’t help that whoever was behind the computer thought it was funny to take out the ladder. You were one of the good ones. RIP.
Death by extreme emotions
You came home from a long day to find your partner woohooing with the neighbour! How dare they! You proceeded to slowly lose your mind, throwing pixelated vases at the wall, and suddenly dropped dead. THE HEARTBREAK!